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Dec 21, 2019

In which the most evil man in history gets his head cut off, and remains alive only to be put in a jar and carried around like an angry hat box, wanting to bring about the Fourth Reich.  And then decides to invade a small sleepy island country.
Bonus Points for Nazi Blues Brothers and a Dollar Store Carmen Miranda.

Nov 9, 2019

In which a cranky old scientist on a Greek island tries and tries to warn the world that they are going to be destroyed by a giant meteor unless they go all Bruce Willis In Armageddon and destroy it.

But they don’t listen because, well, he’s a cranky old scientist.

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Oct 31, 2019

Happy Halloween!

To celebrate this most awesome of holidays, I am, with permission, performing an wonderful essay written by David Colton, former editor at USA Today, and current Grand Poobah of The Rondo Awards and The Classic Horror Film Boards called "Monster Kids".

It's an annual tradition for David to post the...

Oct 26, 2019

In which the prissy, sassy and mean descendant of the famous doctor creates a woman of his own in his suburban basement, with less than satisfying results.

She ugly, won’t make him a sandwich and won’t kill on command.  Well, THAT'S a bummer.

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Oct 12, 2019

In which an Oscar winning actor playing a cranky scientist NOT named Quatermass must defend England from a slow moving, bus sized blob of radioactive chocolate pudding capable of face melting the entire nation, and the crushing governmental bureaucracy that comes with it.

Again, totally, totally not named Quatermass.