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Dec 21, 2019

When your boss is the most feared and hated man in the world, hanging out with him can really be a pain in the ass.
Instead of walking around with Adolf Hitler, why not just cut off his head and carry that around, like carry on luggage or some sort of angry hat box?

In this movie, our angry little Nazi’s decide that...


Nov 9, 2019

There are obvious advantages to being a grumpy old man.
Disregard for societal norms, the ability to say "Back in my day..." and of course, senior citizen discounts.
But, when you are trying to tell the leaders of the world that a massive meteor is heading to earth and will probably kill us all, they might just ignore...


Oct 31, 2019

Happy Halloween!

To celebrate this most awesome of holidays, I am, with permission, performing an wonderful essay written by David Colton, former editor at USA Today, and current Grand Poobah of The Rondo Awards and The Classic Horror Film Boards called "Monster Kids".

It's an annual tradition for David to post the...


Oct 26, 2019

There comes a time in a man's life when he wants to settle down with a nice girl, but dating can be difficult for Mad Scientists without access to match.com, so they do what anyone else would do:

Sew together a lifeless female body, zap it with electricity and bring it to life.

Then have it do some light housekeeping,...


Oct 12, 2019

There are times in an Academy Award Winning Actor's life when they gotta put food on the table.

I assume this is what Dean Jagger (Best Supporting Actor, 1949, "Twelve O'Clock High") was thinking when he signed on the dotted line for "X The Unknown".

The movie itself was a blatant attempt to sidestep Quatermass creator...